HamsterCart is a 62 year old gamer from The Burgh in the Middle of frekking Nowhere. We don't know for sure, but his real name seems to be Sir. JearkALot. In real life he's a A pain in the Ass IT-Dude. His gamingstyle could be described as "Clueless". We came to understand he likes Hot Chicks on his lap and a cold beer in his left hand.. Nice fact: the name of his pet is Stinky and Bitch.