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Words of advice........

Re: Words of advice........

Postby Nodbrother » Thu 24 Dec, 2015 7:50 pm

Why do Santa's Elves laugh when they run?
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Because the snow tickles their balls ;)
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Re: Words of advice........

Postby Nodbrother » Sat 23 Jan, 2016 1:19 pm

3 nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on. First nurse says cant let that go 2 waste and rides him. Second nurse does the same. Third nurse hesitates and says she is on her period but does him anyway. Then the man sits up and nurses apologise saying they thought he was dead. Man replies saying he was but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion he feels better than ever!
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